When I get bored, I sometimes make lists. Right now, I am extremely bored, and have been manufacturing lists. Example (limited to five a piece, in the spirit of High Fidelity):
Worst songs for a wedding reception:
- Back Off Bitch, Guns & Roses
- Losing My Way, Justin Timberlake (about crack addiction)
- Harvey The Wonder Hamster, Weird Al
- Sir Psycho Sexy, Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Ghetto D, Master P
Bonus song: The goddamned Sir Mix-a-Lot big butts song. I think everyone in the nation has by this point sufficiently expressed their preference for big butts. We don’t need to reiterate it in front of the grandparents AGAIN.
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1 comment:
"All couples make lists Turtle. You wouldn't understand that for obvious reasons."
"Everyone leaves someone off the list E. Everyone except you."
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